{"product_id":"the-hibernation-hoodie","title":"The Hibernation Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou already know how tonight is going. The plans are getting cancelled, the phone is going face down, and nothing with buttons is happening. This is what you put on for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hibernation Hoodie is less a sweatshirt than a blanket that finally learned to follow you around. Double-sided plush fleece, a hood deep enough to disappear into, and a front pocket big enough for a phone, a remote, and both hands at once. One size, and we mean it — a 61.5\" bust means this thing drapes on absolutely everyone, which is the entire point. You are not supposed to look fitted. You are supposed to look unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGrab it with the matching socks if you want the full set. Cold feet ruin the whole operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin:30px 0 4px;font-size:22px;letter-spacing:-0.02em;\"\u003eWhat you're actually getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 16px;opacity:0.72;\"\u003eNo thresholds, no size-chart roulette, no surprises at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#F7E4DC;border-radius:14px;padding:4px 2px;margin:0 0 28px;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:14px;align-items:flex-start;padding:15px 18px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(43,36,32,0.16);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex:0 0 28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:#B96A80;color:#ffffff;text-align:center;line-height:28px;font-size:14px;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 3px;font-weight:600;\"\u003eFree shipping. Not “over $75.” Free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;opacity:0.75;\"\u003eEvery order, every color. There is no minimum to hit and nothing to add to your cart to unlock it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:14px;align-items:flex-start;padding:15px 18px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(43,36,32,0.16);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex:0 0 28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:#B96A80;color:#ffffff;text-align:center;line-height:28px;font-size:14px;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 3px;font-weight:600;\"\u003eMatching slipper socks for $10 more\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;opacity:0.75;\"\u003eCable knit with sherpa-lined cuffs, dyed to match the hoodie. Pick a “+ Socks” color above and they ship together in one box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:14px;align-items:flex-start;padding:15px 18px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(43,36,32,0.16);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex:0 0 28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:#B96A80;color:#ffffff;text-align:center;line-height:28px;font-size:14px;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 3px;font-weight:600;\"\u003e25% off your first order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;opacity:0.75;\"\u003eApplied automatically at checkout when you add your email. There is no code to go hunting for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:14px;align-items:flex-start;padding:15px 18px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(43,36,32,0.16);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex:0 0 28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:#B96A80;color:#ffffff;text-align:center;line-height:28px;font-size:14px;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 3px;font-weight:600;\"\u003eShips in 7–15 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;opacity:0.75;\"\u003eWe would rather tell you here than at the confirmation screen. You will get tracking the moment it moves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:14px;align-items:flex-start;padding:15px 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex:0 0 28px;height:28px;border-radius:50%;background:#B96A80;color:#ffffff;text-align:center;line-height:28px;font-size:14px;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 3px;font-weight:600;\"\u003eNot what you hoped for? Keep it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;opacity:0.75;\"\u003eWe will refund or replace it. You do not need to ship a blanket back across the world to make that happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧸 Double-sided plush fleece, 80% polyester — thick, heavy, the good kind of warm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 One size fits most — 61.5\" bust, 39.5\" length (converted to US measurements from supplier sizing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🕳️ Oversized kangaroo pocket and a full, deep hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 Eight colors, from \"I have my life together\" grey to wine red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🫧 Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and never iron the fluff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuestions we get a lot:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIs it really one size?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, and it is enormous on purpose. At 61.5\" around the bust it is closer to a wearable blanket than a hoodie, so it drapes rather than fits. If you are between sizes in everything else, this is the rare piece where that does not matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIs it actually warm, or just fluffy?\u003c\/b\u003e Both sides are plush — sherpa on the outside, dense soft fleece against you — so it holds heat the way a throw blanket does, not the way a thin fleece pullover does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWill I look like I'm wearing a sack?\u003c\/b\u003e A little, and that is the point. It is cut to swallow you deliberately, with batwing sleeves and a long hem, so it reads intentional rather than sloppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat comes in the set?\u003c\/b\u003e The socks variants include the hoodie plus a matching pair of cable-knit slipper socks with sherpa-lined cuffs, shipped together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eOff duty. 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