The Definitely Not Fine Sweatshirt
I'm Fine / XXS
$41.99
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The Definitely Not Fine Sweatshirt
$41.99
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"I'm fine" written across a very convincing bloody handprint is either the funniest thing you'll wear all October or a slightly concerning fashion choice, depending on who's asking. Either way, it's doing exactly what it's supposed to.
Soft, relaxed, oversized-friendly fit in a medium-weight polyester that actually feels good on — not just a costume piece you wear once and forget about. Throw it on with leggings for a low-effort look that still says "I participated in Halloween."
The rundown:
🩸 Bloody handprint + splatter graphic, front and center
👕 Relaxed pullover, crew neckline
🧵 Medium-weight, soft polyester
📏 XXS through 4XL
🎃 The kind of piece that gets its own inside joke by the end of the night
Nobody believes you. That's the whole bit. 🩸🖤
Sizing:
| Size | Bust (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 38.2" | 22.4" |
| XS | 39.8" | 23.2" |
| S | 42.1" | 24.8" |
| M | 43.7" | 25.6" |
| L | 45.3" | 26.4" |
| XL | 47.6" | 28.0" |
| 2XL | 49.2" | 28.7" |
| 3XL | 50.8" | 29.9" |
| 4XL | 52.4" | 30.7" |